NOT BAD NEWS NOT BAD NEWS

It's actually not that bad. Here's proof.

WED, MAY 6, 2:00 AM UPDATED HOURLY
WHALES BACK IN NY HARBORDRUNK-DRIVING DEATHS DOWN 38%GIRLS' MATH SCORES SURPASS BOYS GLOBALLYWILDFLOWERS RETURN TO CHERNOBYLPOLIO ELIMINATED IN 2 MORE COUNTRIESCHILD MORTALITY HALVED SINCE 2000BEES REBOUND IN UK URBAN GARDENS WHALES BACK IN NY HARBORDRUNK-DRIVING DEATHS DOWN 38%GIRLS' MATH SCORES SURPASS BOYS GLOBALLYWILDFLOWERS RETURN TO CHERNOBYLPOLIO ELIMINATED IN 2 MORE COUNTRIESCHILD MORTALITY HALVED SINCE 2000BEES REBOUND IN UK URBAN GARDENS
BLIND MICE SEE AGAIN AFTER GENE THERAPY...

Single injection restores vision in 80% of treated animals. Human trial starts Q3.

— NATURE

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